~Nuggets~

~The Mayor~ Rio Cristy

Nuggets from the Mayor~ What the Hell's going on here!

Ok, ok, now here's the deal. Listen up cause I've put alot of work into this. I've taken everything into account except wind variables~ "Oh sure, grasping the Wild Bunch is definately a little... strange, kind of crazy...sort of weird... It's like a cross between Improv and Gorilla Theater....spontaneous... a little hairy...makes you excited!... kind of scared?... Not yet? ...Ok, ok, so compared to other re-enactor Shows, the 'Bunch' has more 'ONE on ONE' interaction with the audience. Ok, ok, picture the audience and cast as NOT being seperated*. Comprende? OK ok, as the audience, you travel back in time because the Wild Bunch only sees you as existing in 'OLD WEST' time. Comprende? The Bunch, constantly affixed in Old West character, requires that 'YOU' become, for lack of better words, an unknown factor of frontier fodder. Notice immediately, this is not your typical sit, watch, slurp, yawn, spit, cough and scratch your ____show. Noooooo sireee!.. Ok, ok, then, picture lots of activity throughout before, during and after our event....there is Gold Panning, and Saloon gals, Costume Photography and Saloon gals, Wild West Shows and Saloon gals, Old West Entertainers, Magic Shows and Medicine Shows and Saloon gals, Saloon gals and Saloo.........Ok, ok, you comprende? Ok, ok, meanwhile, we LIKE to incorporate the audience into OUR version of a hand picked western movie at ANY given opportunity. Of course, the perfect opportunity is our 'Fastest Gun in the West Show' where the audience is always considered part of the cast. Being the sophisticates that we are.... but somewhat politically incorrect, incorrigible, and a little crude... we will 'PLAY' you EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE! Ok, ok, this behavior allows the Audience to not only SEE what the Old West was all about, but to actually FEEL the INTENSITY,...Ok, ok, you get this idea that ALL HELL COULD BREAK LOOSE AT ANY MOMENT!... YOU do not know what is going to happen next!... AND DON'T EVEN THINK THAT the WILD BUNCH is going to spill the beans!!!! ...HOT DANG! I can barely stand the SUSPENSE! ...Ok, ok, I may be crazier than a road lizard but you may just have a fun time... I know WE will~ Rio Cristy~ Mayor

* Safety barriers are required and maintained between audience and cast during use of prop guns and special effects~

~Translating the Mayor~

HOP SING
	"RIO CRISTY!..... RIO CRISTY!..... CRAZY... CHICKEN PLUCKER!.....RIO CRISTY!...... CHICKENPLUCKER!...!

PONCHO
	"Hee hee hee hee! Hey amigo, you got any stinkin money? You look like you could have something! Hee hee hee"

THREE FEATHERS
	"Mayor talk much- say little!"

DOC
	"I believe the Major could be suffering from a rare form of brain concussion. This could stem from a childhood of constantly falling out of trees. On the other hand, landing on his head probabley did him more good than bad. Is that a cavity I see there"?

TEXAS JACK
	"Reach for the Sky you tin horn city slickin slime! You think yer heeled! Think your gonna do something! Go ahead! Try it! Make yer move! Go ahead! Try it!! I'll blow yer friggin head off"!

BLASTING CAP ANNIE
	"If you are going to insist on asking dumb questions.... looky here.....when I lower my hand YOU draw. Fillin you full of lead would definately eliminate anymore stupid questions!"

YOUNG GUN CHARLIE
	"What he said was we mingle with the crowd and start something. Are you trying to start something?

CURLY BILL
	"Hey, Hey it's been rumored you all killed a couple of the Wild Bunch...Mexican Polelice huh! We,re here to even the score...from now on, when you see us comin, you better step aside Savey!! and I ain' kiddin neither!

CREEK JOHNSON
	" Is that the stage? Where IS the stage?"

CALAMITY JANE

If you had any _______ ______ you would go ask the ______mayor that question if that be what your SORRY ___question was... as if it was some sort of ________JIBBERISH!!! ______ ______you ought to learn some_________english!! HEY!! being from ________ENGLAND ain't no ______excuse to talk like yer ________ mouths full of__________ potatoes! On the other hand... if you could be so kind as to spot me a drink or _________two, you could be my _______friend for _________ life!

IKE
	Hey! The law don't go round here! Savey! Listen now law dog! Law don't go round here! You got that! You a law dog? Hey!

BILLY
	"I can answer dumb questions later. Here, take this dynamite and run with it! I'll make you famous!"

RINGO
	"We all know the Mayor is a dumb_____! That's why we elected him Mayor. Why? you trying to start something? Are you retired too? I want yer blood and I want it now!

WYATT
	" What the Mayor is saying is 'WE'LL JUST WING IT !.......AS USUAL"

NUGGETS Famous Last Words

This town ain't big enough for both of us!!------ Okey boys! Just follow my lead!------ There ain't a horse alive that I can't ride!------ Hey stranger, where you get those fancy boots!------ Lawdogs don't go round here!------ I just don't know how that card could have got stuck in my sleeve there!------Say, you don't mind if I ask the Lady to Dance?------No, no, no, no, YOU are the leader of the gang!------ OK Curly Bill, hand over those pistols!------Howabout you Holiday, you retired too!------You Cowboys ought to dust yourselves off, we already have enough sand in here!

Gold Rush Terms

Tony- very stylish---Madcap- crazy person--- High grader- person who salts mines--- Gold bricker- a person who shirks, shuns, evades, neglects--- Dude- high styler--- Tin horn- without experience--- Huckleberry- to be a delight or pleasure--- Green horn- unexperienced--- Dandy- swell or exceptional--- Muleskinner- a driver who whips mules or horses--- Skinflint- a cheap person--- Sidewining Varmit- a person who cheats or of ill repute---Heeled- with weapon---Smoke wagon- pistol---Hog leg- revolver---

Annual Gold Brick Award

Our Annual Gold Brick Award Announcement is just around the corner, the Second Saturday of September. This years winner will be carefully chosen strickly on earned merit in regard to who managed to shirk, shun, evade, avoid, neglect, and overall display the most cowardly of behavior. This Award is not to be confused with our Annual Liars Award that is a contest held the first Saturday of November. The current front running nominees to date are 'Little Big Man', 'Bare Foot Billy', 'Mad Cat Ford', 'Mad Dash Willie' Stinky Barres', and 'Chicken Leg Nobb'.

*Public Safety Notice

* The Wild Bunch uses exclusively blank firing, blocked barrel, side and bottom venting prop guns that are not capable of firing any sort of projectile whatsoever. Our Safety officer inspects all guns and ammunition prior to every performance. When mingling with audiences the Wild Bunch uses non-firing replicas that are not capable of firing blanks or caps of any sort. Do not bring any weapon or ammunition to our events. Thank you kindly, the Wild Bunch~