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THE HOLE IN THE WALL CHRONICLE

News of the Sawtooth and Gold Camp Mining Districts 1851
  

Tuesday, June 24th    Gold Camp passed muster (amoung other things) with the VillageFest Board and was approved for Old West Costume Photography and Gold Panning at the Palm Springs VillageFest every Thursday evening starting July 3rd at 7 PM. The meeting held at Palm Springs City Hall was sort of a cross between an info commercial, the Gong Show and the Old Miner Speech from Blazing Saddles. Just about the time Rio was just getting cranked up the board decided enough was enough and approved Gold Camp without further adieu, which sais alot for Rio's gift of irreverent jibberish, gab, blabbering and blarney (reverent!). During the meeting we found out that Wild Bill's stomach can talk and hum a variety of catchy tunes according to the report given this reporter by Rio Cristy. This will be the second series of shows in the last 12 years that Gold Camp will have graced the avenue de Palm Canyon Drive if this reporter's memory recollects, the first time being in 1996.
 
Wednesday, June 4th    At the Seasonal 'The Fastest Gun in the West' Show on Sunday, Iron Snake did a fine job in his premier performance as 'Scars'. Encore! Also, a very attractive young woman volunteer member of the audience did a superb job running way, way down the street to escape the rath to Scars, for sending him to Prison. Unfortunately, as luck would have it, only to end up making notch #16 on Scars arm and 'kicking the bucket' in the most dramatic style to date, which is this editors humble observation, Bravo to both is most deserving!
 
Sunday, May 18th    Honorable Mention as standouts for this weeks 'Fastest Gun in the West Show' goes to Creme de Sherry for her fine performance as the Opera Singer, to Salty Sam for his enthusiasm, and to Young Gun Charlie for daring to listen for Calamity Janes heartbeat! Also thanks to all the Mayor's bodyguards for working hard to make the show even startup! Last but not least the Mayor would thank the gang of Saloon Gals that in dragging off the Mayor's carcus, managed to fill his dangling underside with gravel! Thanks to all~ signed Mayor Rio Cristy~
 
Wednesday, May 14th    "The Wild Bunch is particularly pleased to welcome Nicolette, Gigi, Fifi, and Mimi to our professionial reenactors group and are looking forward to performing with them in the future." stated Rio Cristy earlier today at the Jack Cass Saloon. "Indeed, allow me to add that the whole town welcomes you with open arms!" comments your most observant editor.
 
Thursday, May 1st    The Wild Bunch has applied for the Palm Springs Village Fest Street Fair and will be going back again for the remainder of the year. The Wild Bunch intends to offer Real Gold Panning and Old West Costume Photography every Thursday evening starting at 7 pm to 10 pm. Any Pioneertown folks who would like to have their businesses promoted at the Fest contact the Mayor.
 
Sunday April 26th    The Mayor has informed the Chronicle that Gold Camp has just taken over the Jack Cass Saloon and will be offering an Old West Costume Photography Service and Retail Costume Shoppe. Retail Sales are to include our Bordertown Oufitters Line and Border Goods. Opening is scheduled for May 3rd at Noon with a Grand Opening Party Saturday May 24th. The Jack Cass Saloon will be closed for the big Encampment (the 16th 17th and 18th only.) The Saloon will then be open again thereafter for the rest of the year.
 
Monday, April 21st    The Mayor would like to thank the Wild Bunch Cast of the 'The Fastest Gun in the West' for their first Pioneertown performance and sucess as professional reenactors. Also for their steadfastness when faced with 5 IBM shows in 2 weeks with over 1250 Costume fittings and Photos and 3500 clients. Great Job! Great Talent! Oh yea! Happy Birthday Bubbles!
 
Saturday, March 22nd    The Wild Bunch has been busy installing an Old West Costume Photography Studio at the Old Miner's Camp at the Fault Line . The Studio will be managed by the renowned and very capable C.S. McFly. The Grand opening will take place today at noon. "Our specialty is dressing folks up and shooting them" states McFly.
 
Saturday, March 1st    The Chronicle has just received word that the Wild Bunch has aquired a storefront on Mane Street in Historic Pioneertown and will be opening a Miner's Supply Store and Gold Panning Operation directly in front. They will be offering a wide variety of mining and panning supplies as well as a Haberdashery featuring rugged clothing and hats. Customers will be able to pan for real gold out front most every weeekend from 11 am till 1 pm. Store Hours are 11 am till 4 pm weekends only or by appointment to accommodate tourist groups~
 
Saturday, February 16    The Wild Bunch returned from Arizona with nobody shot up or hung so the Saloons will be back to 'as usual'. The Bunch will be at the Old Miners Camp in the Indio Hills for a show March 1st~ The Bunch picked up three newcomers while in Arizona the last two months, Ike, Wyatt, and Creek Johnson all of whom have ventured back with the gang to Gold Camp~ The general consenus is the Bunch is glad to be back and the weather in Arizona was CRAZY this year~
 
Thursday, January 3rd    The Mayor has just informed me that the Wild Bunch is headin for Arizona from January 15th to February 15th. A skeleton crew will remain behind to do construction upgrades to the Photography Studio. What we all know this really means is that it will be safe to frequent the Saloons for a while. Yahoooo!
 
Sunday, July 29th    Sheriff Preacher Bill (Wild Bill) announced that the Wild Bunch will be holding their Annual Bar-B-Que the last Sunday of August. The Sheriff went on to say that "We seriously frown on any hangins, brawlins, fisty-cuffs, tar and featherin and any other asssorted mayhem such as what occurred at last years event (especially if the victim is kin!). Also passing out under tables when ladies are present is now unacceptable behavior, thanks to Crusty". The Sheriff went on to state that "Due to the growth in size of the Wild Bunch, if you intend to bring more than three guests please inform Hop Sing". In this regard we have quoted the Sheriff, "THIS year, we are willing to refrain from enforcing any of last years inhibiting rules (like, taking bubble baths in the panning troughs, blowing up outhouses while occupied, dancing with live partners only, or no dancing while on fire, etc., etc.) due to the squabbling and pandamonium at the last Miner's Hall Meeting.". The Sheriff went on to say, "No marriages will be performed after 4 pm". Needless to say the Public is not invited to this event.
 
~ SHOOTING from the HIP ~   
 
Comments to the Editor    The other day someone asked me "What makes the Wild Bunch any different from all the other Re-enactment Groups?" 'Rio Cristy' answers, "Hell, I have never even heard of a re-enactment group that does not use scripts. We do not use scripts! We use themes from certain Western Movies and spontaneously re-create the scene the way it feels best for us. It reminds me of a headline I just read 'Wild Boar runs rampant through store'. That's the Wild Bunch. We do not memorize lines. Just cause you saw our show once doesn't mean it won't be very different the next time you see it."
 


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